Police in Belfast have rescued a six foot high fibreglass pirate that went missing from a business somewhere in the city. The wayward seafarer was spotted in the middle of a roundabout in Andersonstown, west Belfast yesterday . The Johnny Depp look-alike (almost) was taken into custody and is suffering the indignity of spending time in the cells of a nearby police station until the owner can be located.
Pirate: “Ye ever been to sea Billy?
Billy “ No cap’n but I been blown ashore!”
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